Forgive me for pollinating all over you. I do that when I am startled. Here let me wipe that off you. So you want to know about me do you? Okay, well I'll keep it brief.

I am known as Nirvyyl Wright. My roots are old and reach all over the world. I spend a lot of time around plants who like to tell me their stories. Plants are a chatty bunch. Too chatty if you ask me. I often refer to them as "The Gossipy Garden." And I must warn you, they tell me EVERYTHING! Plants are always observing the actions of people. Yes, including you. Most people are surprised when I tell them that plants have the ability to perceive the world around them. Wait until you hear this, they want you to know that they observe you. They're tickled by your reaction and know it's of no consequence. Pesky fuckers! Believe me when I tell you it made me extra cautious about where I decide to pee and other things if you know what I mean.

Now you probably want to know which of your experiences the plants have witnessed? A great deal of them I'd imagine. All I have to do is ask them and I'm sure they will have plenty of stories to share. Every seed has a story! And I just happen to be novelist with a lot to share. In fact, I'm currently tending to a bed of seeds that will soon enough blossom into a beautiful Garden. When these seeds have bloomed, I'll be sure to let you know so you can come back and enjoy their stories for yourself.

Speaking of seeds, I should mention that I was once the world's connection between plants and people. Yes you heard it right, "once". Although I've long since withered and returned to soil, the burden I once carried propagates onward. However, I'm not entirely out of the woods, each scion seeks me for spiritual guidance and in return I get to hear their stories. 

Listen, I'd love to chat more but I gotta get back to planting these seeds or I'll never finish this Garden. 

Seed you around! 
Nirvyyl 🌱